Welcome to Labor & Delivery, I’ll be your Nurse for the day.
Yep me, the one who’s kinda crazy thanks to a good 5 years of infertility
I have a pretty convincing “I’m a student nurse and couldn’t be happier to help you!” façade when I mutter the following lines:
Oh I see, you’re 19 and this is your 3rd? I’m sorry, that must be rough.
You already have two girls and you really wanted a boy this time but got stuck with another girl? Life isn’t fair, is it?
No, I don’t think its routine for the doctor to “tuck” up some of your “extra” tummy during your cesarean. I do know swimsuit season is right around the corner, and you’re right, it is a lousy time of year to have a baby.
You’re right, that was silly of me to think you would want to breastfeed when you can get free formula from WIC.
Yeah, kinda like house arrest I guess, it’s more an anti-theft device to make sure no one takes her from the hospital. No, I don’t know who would ever want to steal a baby.
This makes up for it though…
Yes, she really is beautiful.
I agree, you’re wife did an amazing job.
Yep, he has lots of curly hair. Nope, he’s perfectly healthy. Really, he is. I know, amazing, huh?
3 years is a long time trying to have a baby, congratulations!
You’re right, he does have your nose.
Do you want a pink or purple bow in her hair?
We’re going to give him his first bath and the birthmom wants you two in there.
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