A Word of Caution

I’ve never thought of peppers, jalapenos to be exact, to be dangerous, but ask my partner he will tell you otherwise - from experience.

He was chopping up jalapeno peppers to put into a salsa he was making when nature called. He went to the restroom, washed his hands, and came back to making salsa. Moments later he was shifting his weight from side to side, clearly uncomfortable.

It instantly made sense to him – he had jalapeno pepper residue somewhere it should have never been. He bolted to the shower room and according to him was undressed and showering within a few seconds.

Here’s the second note of caution – water makes the burning worse.

Frantically my partner called on another guy that was at our station to Goggle an antidote for the burning. Milk and butter where shuttled into the shower room and only he knows what he did with them, but he says butter works better than milk.

My stomach hurt from laughing, his boy parts just hurt, and he now is the owner of many nicknames that are not appropriate to post.